21 August 2012

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Random: Bite Me Maybe

So, hello! This is just a random post. I just thought I could share this with you since I found it so funny :)

Bite Me Maybe
(Call Me Maybe parody)
By Everdeen-Mellark on FanFiction




I stared you in the eye

You're really not a bad guy

You're so stubborn; can't lie,

Something's in your way.

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To lose my soul: that's my wish

Want more than a kiss

I want all of this,

But you're in my way.

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My stare was holdin,

Shirtless, sparkles showing,

You left me in the forest,

Where you think you're going baby.

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Hey I just met you,

and this is crazy,

But you're a vampire,

So bite, me maybe

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It's hard to be,

Human, baby,

But we're both in love

So bite me, maybe.

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Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But you're a vampire,

So bite, me maybe

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And all the other vamps,

tryin' to kill me

But they won't do it,

if ya' bite me, maybe?

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You took my life when you left,

I tried to hurt myself,

A specter came to help,

Now you're in my way,

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My thoughts you can't find,

You can't read my mind,

You didn't think it would happen,

But something's in your way.

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My stare was holdin,

Shirtless, sparkles showing,

You left me in the forest,

Where you think you're going baby.

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Hey I just met you,

and this is crazy,

But you're a vampire,

So bite, me maybe

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It's hard to be,

Human, baby,

But we're both in love

So bite me, maybe.

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Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But you're a vampire,

So bite, me maybe

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And all the other vamps,

tryin' to kill me

But they won't do it,

if ya' bite me, maybe?

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Before you came into my life

It wasn't this grand,

Wasn't this grand,

I would so think that

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Before I came into your life

It wasn't this grand,

Don't you think that?

I can't be that bad?

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It's hard to be,

Human, baby,

But we're both in love

So bite me, maybe.

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Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But you're a vampire,

So bite, me maybe

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And all the other vamps,

tryin' to kill me

But they won't do it,

if ya' bite me, maybe?

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Before you came into my life

It wasn't this grand,

Wasn't this grand,

I would so think that

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Before I came into your life

It wasn't this grand,

Don't you think that?

So change me, maybe


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So, if you tell me you weren't laughing through it all, you're a liar :) So, what'd you think?

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